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The Most Unsuccessful Kidnap

In August 1972 Mr Darsun Yilmaz of Damali on the Black Sea was in love with his neighbour’s daughter but she did not want to marry him. So he decided to kidnap her. Soon after midnight the brave Yilmaz arrived in her garden with a ladder. When he went into her room, he threw a coat over her head and carried her down to the car. While he did this, he spoke words of love softly into the end of the coat that was probably nearest her ear.

They drove away into the night, happiness in their hearts and stars in the sky. But when he opened the coat and held out his lips for a kiss, he saw to his great surprise that it was the girl’s 91-year-old grandmother.

She was glad to hit him as hard as she could.